This has been a public service topless parade…
It’s time again for the Boobs on Bikes parade down in New Zealand, where porn stars exercise their right to ride topless on motorcycles in public. Last year, 80,000 people showed up to watch. I think that is the entire male population, but don’t hold me to that.
We have a video report on today’s parade, in which a woman watching the event tells us, “People need porn, some people can’t get it at home.”
I guess by that logic, topless parades are some sort of community service?
Cripes. I can’t get big chocolate doughnuts at home, but that doesn’t mean I expect to go downtown and find a Big Chocolate Doughnut Parade. Come to think of it, that would be kind of awesome, and if there was one, I would SO be there!
Here’s the report from Auckland. WARNING: There is minor partial nudity.