Beauty tips from Hannibal Lecter
Readers come to this blog for the very latest in diet and beauty news, and it’s time again for Diet and Beauty Fair 2008, in Tokyo.
Yes, that does indeed sound pretty much like the process for curing country hams and slab bacon. For smooth skin that resembles a big old pork chop, you can’t beat it.
Then there is this white capsule gizmo which supposedly offers LED light, aroma, vibrating mattress, high density oxygen and healing music. Fair enough, but if you look closely it resembles a human panini grill. I believe your main decision every day is what kind of cheese you want melted into your flesh.
More new Diet and Beauty Fair stuff tomorrow, including the George Foreman Human Tenderizer and the Gourmet Griddle O’ Death.
below:woman reclines inside “Alpha LED light-spa” at the Diet and Beauty Fair 2008, August 25, 2008. The spa is a relaxation capsule which provides treatments such as LED light, aroma and high density oxygen.
REUTERS photos by Yuriko Nakao