News, but not the serious kind
Wow, you’re even better-looking in person!
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet for me and my friends? Who is the best-looking guy in the world today?
Women tell me it’s George Clooney, for sure.
Cool. Then what can other guys do to look more like him?
Well, the main thing is the suit. A dude like that spends four, maybe five hundred bucks on a single suit, so of course he’s going to look great. Oh. And wear a tie, too.
A nice suit and tie? That’s his secret?
Pretty much, but to really clinch the deal, you should tape this picture of Clooney next to your bathroom mirror and practice looking like him. You know, do funny stuff with your eyes, make a Hollywood smile… In no time, women will start thinking you’re him, just like they do with me.
Actor George Clooney arrives for a charity dinner in Venice, Italy, August 26, 2008. REUTERS/Max Rossi