Here’s a story about police in Germany hunting for a guy who was video-taped riding a skateboard down a steep stretch of highway at more than 60 miles an hour.
WHY are they wasting our tax money on this? And by “our” I mean other people’s tax money. These police never studied Bob’s Third Law of Cartoon Physics?
At some point soon, this doofus will be streaking downhill and take a sharp curve, only to find a chasm where a bridge used to be, a duck poised to slam him with a big shovel, or maybe a freshly-built brick wall.
There will be much noise, he will bounce past the moon, and will be aware of a stuttering pig saying “That’s all, folks!” This is how an orderly universe deals with guys like this. No need for the police.
Looney Tunes screen grab
Trackback
One comment so far
I don’t see why they’re searching for him: all they have to do is paint a doorway on the rockface at the bottom of the slope and he’ll walk out.
- Posted by Charlene