You can still HEAR the headless delegate, moaning…

September 4, 2008

Quick quiz: Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who now earns a living telling scary campfire stories for young and old and bills himself as “BOO-liani,” is saying here…

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“So the THUMP-THUMP-THUMP was his head, rolling down the old staircase!”

“Then he screamed, ‘That isn’t RAIN on my windshield, it’s BLOOOOOOOD!’”

“Suddenly, she realized! The call was coming from INSIDE the mayor’s mansion!

“If the capital gains tax is raised, we won’t be quite as RICH!”

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Former Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani speaks at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, September 3, 2008. REUTERS/Mike Segar

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Zombie Rudy Giuliani suddenly realizes that a political convention isn’t the best place to harvest brains.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

All Americans would be such grotesques if they realized the true state of their country.

Posted by RLM | Report as abusive

“OMG! I forgot to say ‘noun-verb-9/11!”