Quick quiz: Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who now earns a living telling scary campfire stories for young and old and bills himself as “BOO-liani,” is saying here…
“So the THUMP-THUMP-THUMP was his head, rolling down the old staircase!”
“Then he screamed, ‘That isn’t RAIN on my windshield, it’s BLOOOOOOOD!’”
“Suddenly, she realized! The call was coming from INSIDE the mayor’s mansion!
“If the capital gains tax is raised, we won’t be quite as RICH!”
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Former Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani speaks at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, September 3, 2008. REUTERS/Mike Segar
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Zombie Rudy Giuliani suddenly realizes that a political convention isn’t the best place to harvest brains.
- Posted by CharleneAll Americans would be such grotesques if they realized the true state of their country.
- Posted by RLM“OMG! I forgot to say ‘noun-verb-9/11!”
- Posted by Krista