News, but not the serious kind
You can still HEAR the headless delegate, moaning…
Quick quiz: Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who now earns a living telling scary campfire stories for young and old and bills himself as “BOO-liani,” is saying here…
“So the THUMP-THUMP-THUMP was his head, rolling down the old staircase!”
“Then he screamed, ‘That isn’t RAIN on my windshield, it’s BLOOOOOOOD!’”
“Suddenly, she realized! The call was coming from INSIDE the mayor’s mansion!
“If the capital gains tax is raised, we won’t be quite as RICH!”