Careers: a flirtation with mutation?
Have you thought about being a freak?
Well geez, I’m no Brad Pitt, but…
You have to dream big, son! Gone are the days when you had to be lucky enough to be BORN a freak! Just watch our video about this young man who underwent countless operations, tattooings and piercings to WORK his way to lucrative freakdom!
What sort of work is there for freaks these days?
This guy seems happy with his gig at a Ripley’s Believe it or Not exhibit.
Now I’m interested! I live in New York City. With my art background, do you think they’d hire me at the Frick Museum here?
No, sorry. No freaks at the Frick.