When models dress themselves

September 9, 2008

fashion-dynamite-face-140.jpgMemo to fashion show staff: Well, clearly I was wrong. I admit it was my bright idea to fire the backstage dressers and just have the models dress themselves for our show.

What a disaster that was! Herb forgot to wear trousers, he didn’t button his shirt, and his tie looked like the work of a serial strangler.

As for Mona,  well… Let’s just say she wore THREE pairs of underpants, and her bikini top looked great except she put it on over a t-shirt!

And while we’re on the subject of Mona, doesn’t she know she’s NOT supposed to purge her lunch out on the runway? We lost the entire front row of fashion editors! I’ll tell you, they won’t be back.

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Model display a creation at the GUT’S DYNAMITE CABARETS 2009 Spring/Summer collection fashion show during Japan Fashion Week in Tokyo, September 4, 2008. REUTERS/Michael Caronna

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For goodness sake, just let the fashion divas be. If you bug them about their little prissy parades, they might actually try to get people to wear these costumes… Can you imagine the kids in the neighborhood wearing the pink/blue cobra pouch for Halloween?! SHRIEK!

Posted by DJBoca | Report as abusive

a thousand appologies, seems the google gadget is misdirecting, i’ll stick to areas i’m fond of.

Posted by aj | Report as abusive

that’s hot. I’m so wearing that for Haloween (the guy’s outfit with the bikini top) I LOVE MODELS!! They sure know how to dress!! ;o)

Posted by Maggie | Report as abusive

Gotta admit, this completely made me laugh. Best way to wear a bikini, ever.

Posted by Kitty | Report as abusive

marvelous, simply marvelous

Posted by whorsemeat | Report as abusive

So black electrical tape is the new hot fashion accessory for 2009? Awesome! I can finally put that Home Depot credit card to good use!

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

At first look, I thought it was Tyra Banks.

Posted by jo | Report as abusive

Where I come from people don’t dress like this unless they’re singing “Let me entertain you….” Well, I can sing!

Posted by RLM | Report as abusive

Let’s look at the name, shall we? Gut’s Dynamite Cabarets? The models had to do something to prove they even HAVE “guts.”

I laughed until I pee’d myself!

Posted by johnp | Report as abusive