Confidential to fashion show staff: Okay, somebody has a lot to answer for!
Which one of you sent a note to all the models yesterday saying there would be prizes for the one with the stupidest display on the runway? Did you see poor Tiffany out there looking like a Candy Striper Vamp in some cartoon?
What’s even worse is that we confiscated a similar note today, telling the models they’re supposed to moon the audience as a group. I’ll tell you, if even ONE of those models so much as… Oh my God!!!!!!
above: R. Crumb cartoon
below: Model displays an outfit created by designer Devota & Lomba during the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Spring/Summer 09 fashion show, September 15, 2008. REUTERS/Paul Hanna
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The link to “candy striper” is a link to a vintage Barbie in candy-striper garb — that’s hysterical!
“Candy Stripper Vamp” would have been a delicious play on words, don’t you think?
- Posted by RLMWhere is her left breast and what is up with the weird way she is walking?
Ugly shoes too. I’m so glad I’m unfashionable.
- Posted by SkyResponse to SKY - It looks like the left breast (or is that an implant that has shifted) is near her armpit, I see a lump there.
Models ALWAYS walk weird…
- Posted by wengenI’m sorry ma’am, but the Ministry of Silly Walks cannot fund your study because they don’t find your walk silly enough.
- Posted by Krista“Where is her left breast?”
I’m not sure he has one.
- Posted by CharleneThe posts here on this page are very funny…
- Posted by Hammer