News, but not the serious kind
Look! It’s Super Leftover Fashion Woman!
Well, you don’t seem super-creative, so I guess we can rule that out. I suggest you hit one of the big fashion shows, where they show what the next caped crusaders will be wearing.
For instance, below on the left you can see Leopard Woman. Many animals are already taken, but maybe you could go for Skunk Woman or Schnauzer Woman? In the right-hand photo, you see Cheap Shag Rug Woman, battling for justice and a better hairdo.
Very interesting. And what about the one in the middle?
Oh, that’s just Claudia, my nutty neighbor who walks around with big holes cut in her clothes. Pay no attention to her.