News, but not the serious kind
Heads-up, fashion designers!
If you’re like me, you’ve been noticing an increase in two-headed people walking around. Maybe it has to do with global warming or some tragic Botox experiments, I’m not really sure.
Anyway, readers have been saying to me, “Bob, shouldn’t they have their own fashion, and not have to buy the same clothes one-headed people wear?”
Yes. Designers are finally paying attention to this market, especially since two-headed people tend to have pretty good jobs, what with their ability to multi-task better than regular folks.
So now that the fashion thing is okay, it’s time to make hairdressers and dentists a little more aware of this trend.