News, but not the serious kind
Reflecting on the candidates
I was a bit startled to read that right under plans for the economy, a huge number of voters say they will make their presidential choice based on how the candidates look reflected in sunglasses.
Still, if that’s what voters want, we’ll be doing as many reflection shots as possible until Election Day.
It is also worth noting that a substantial number of likely voters say they will base their choice on how the candidates look dressed as Vikings. We’ll begin working on that right away.
top: Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama reflected in sunglasses in Hanover, New Hampshire, May 28, 2007. REUTERS/Brian Snyder
middle: Obama reflected in sunglasses in Dunedin, Florida, September 24, 2008. REUTERS/Jason Reed
bottom: Republican presidential candidate John McCain reflected in sunglasses in Annapolis, Maryland, April 2, 2008. REUTERS/Jason Reed