News, but not the serious kind
Down the hatch, Dmitry!
Hey Blog Guy, we all know about the White House and Number 10 Downing Street, but where does the President of Russia live?
That’s a good question. President Dmitry Medvedev lives in a secret home that can only be accessed through a secret metal hatch in a large Russian city that rhymes with Costco.
You didn’t hear that from me. Here he is waiting on his doorstep to greet a foreign head of state.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of that television series, “Lost?”
Oh. maybe I am. That’s right, Medvedev really lives on an upscale suburban street named Wisteria Lane…
You’re an imbecile! I don’t know why I bother asking you anything!
Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev visits the nuclear submarine St. George the Victor at a military base in Krasheninnikov bay in the Kamchatka peninsula, September 25, 2008. REUTERS/RIA Novosti/Kremlin/Dmitry Astakhov