Down the hatch, Dmitry!
Hey Blog Guy, we all know about the White House and Number 10 Downing Street, but where does the President of Russia live?
That’s a good question. President Dmitry Medvedev lives in a secret home that can only be accessed through a secret metal hatch in a large Russian city that rhymes with Costco.
You didn’t hear that from me. Here he is waiting on his doorstep to greet a foreign head of state.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of that television series, “Lost?”
Oh. maybe I am. That’s right, Medvedev really lives on an upscale suburban street named Wisteria Lane…
You’re an imbecile! I don’t know why I bother asking you anything!
Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev visits the nuclear submarine St. George the Victor at a military base in Krasheninnikov bay in the Kamchatka peninsula, September 25, 2008. REUTERS/RIA Novosti/Kremlin/Dmitry Astakhov