Call it a rule of thumb?
With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss:
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Do you like to text and drive?
Would you like to stay alive?
Driving while you write with thumb?
Holy crap! You’re really dumb!
Unfortunately, this version of the law seems to have been watered down from the one I’ve proposed, where text messaging within six inches of a steering wheel would automatically trigger a rusty buzz saw which instantly decapitates the driver and rockets his flaming head through the sun roof.
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