News, but not the serious kind
How to get rich from inflation…
We have a video report on a new airbag for the elderly to wear, which inflates instantly when it detects that they are falling.
This personal airbag is exciting technology, but I think it’s being wasted, what with just keeping old people from hurting themselves.
Yo dudes, check out MY cool ideas, which I’m patenting!
- BOXERS: Your personal airbag detects a punch coming, and your opponent gets a glove-full of instant cushion!
- CARTOON CHARACTERS: Your personal airbag detects a falling anvil, and you avoid painful squashing!
- WOMEN: Wear it as a bra. It inflates when some guy is checking you out.
- BULLFIGHTERS: Your airbag detects a charging bull and inflates, the sharp horns hit the bag, and… Oh, wait. Maybe scratch that one.
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