Blog Guy, I can’t get any respect! My boss says a monkey could do my job!
Calm down, your boss is all wrong. Monkeys are animals, and they can’t do the jobs of humans. What is it you do for a living, anyway?
I’m a beginning waiter at a tavern. You know, I bring customers hot towels and stuff like that.
Oops. Maybe I spoke too soon. Perhaps you should watch this video clip.
That’s depressing! I need something a monkey can’t possibly do. I’m thinking of becoming a television political pundit.
Oh yeah, that a LOT more difficult! “Give me a close-up on Monkey Two, please - he’s eating a banana with his mouth open and pointing to a picture of Herbert Hoover!”
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this is just how planet of the apes started….
- Posted by ziad gXD, that was weird.
- Posted by InuI feel sorry for the monkeys.
- Posted by CelesteWhy isn’t PETA complaining about this miss treatment of animals.
- Posted by TonyUm…waiter…there’s a hair….er, hairs…and feces….in my soup.
- Posted by K