News, but not the serious kind
Your bailout money hard at work?
Blog Guy, I heard you have a budget for creating fantasy photos that your readers request. Right?
Yeah, I did get some of that Wall Street bailout money, but you’d better ask fast.
I can arrange that. What else?
Uh, let’s say a chick went to the Indiana State Fair and got her head stuck in a cotton candy machine for a day and a half before they heard her cries for help?
Yeah. Anything more?
What if a lady was walking through a wind tunnel and she got ambushed by 22 Libertarians with paintball guns. How would that be?
Alright, I can do all those within budget, but you have to do something for me.
Sure. Name it.
Don’t come near me or my family.
Stupid hair photos by Vivek Prakash and Benoit Tessier.