Who’s your designer, babe? Eddie Bauer?
Note to fashion design staff: Every so often we need to remember that haute couture is about raw animal sexuality. It’s about a woman feeling desirable, about giving her the confidence to think, “Hey, I’ll never look HOTTER than I do tonight!”
Take the Pierre Cardin number shown here. When this woman shows up in this sizzling outfit, jaws will drop and every man in the room will want to take her home.
“So, gorgeous! What’s YOUR name?”
“They call me Gumby, big boy!”
“Well, Gumby, do you know how turned on I get when I see a chick in a blue sleeping bag with slits for her face and arms?”
“Yeah, you and every OTHER dude! Get in line! **
** A simulated conversation not based on real events.
A model presents a creation by French designer Pierre Cardin as part of his 2009 spring/summer and autumn/winter ready-to-wear fashion collection in Theoule-sur-Mer, southern France, October 6, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard