News, but not the serious kind
Look! It’s old Maverick-Face!
Blog Guy, does Republican candidate John McCain seem distracted these days?
Yes, he has other stuff on his mind. He’s auditioning for a spot in the the Oddly Enough Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. He’s getting close, but isn’t quite there yet.
I’m not familiar with that institution.
It’s a VERY popular Washington, DC tourist attraction, right under the White House. We have 6,000 photos of famous people making incredibly goofy faces. And warm, tasty doughnuts, too!
Wow! And you say it’s almost as popular as the White House?
No, I said it’s RIGHT UNDER the White House. Good luck finding it.
Republican nominee John McCain in Waukesha, Wisconsin, October 9, 2008. REUTERS/ Carlos Barria
George Bush REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach
Queen Elizabeth REUTERS/Luke MacGregor
George Clooney REUTERS/Max Rossi
Hillary Clinton REUTERS/ Brian Snyder