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reader, Dr. Bruce Banner, writes in with a fashion dilemma.
“Bob,” he begins, “I have a friend who is too shy to write to you himself. He is one of those hard-to-fit sizes who would love to dress better but can never seem to find nice clothes for his frame. Can you help?
“P.S. He looks good in green.”
Thank you for writing, Dr. Banner, but it sounds to me as though your friend needs to find his own voice. He should let go, and release his inner anger. Maybe try breaking some things.
In the meantime, though, I’m happy to direct you to a creation presented at a fashion show just today. Jaunty and casual, it could be just what the “doctor” ordered, so to speak, for your pal.
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Life-size Incredible Hulk at the Comic Con Convention in San Diego, California July 23, 2008. REUTERS/Mike Blake
Model presents a creation from fashion designers Lecoanet and Hemant’s Spring/Summer 2009 collection at Delhi Fashion Week in New Delhi, October 14, 2008. REUTERS/Vijay Mathur
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Apparently, this designer hasn’t heard: “It’s not easy being green.”
- Posted by Dr. DollAnd, why does the model remind me of the shrimp (I’m sorry, “prawn”) in Disney movies?
- Posted by Dr. DollThat must be The newly revised Emo version. “The Incredible Sulk.”
- Posted by Dameon5Well, I know what I will be wearing to the beach this weekend. I will be the incredible “Hulkette.” I would like to think everyone would leave at the sight of me, in fear, but alas I think them pointing and laughing would be a more realistic expectation.
The fashion industry is really turning to Sh*t when they are using large green, half naked monsters as their inspiration.
- Posted by JessTypical of the fashion industry. Green with envy at someone elses designs.
- Posted by wizardovoz—That must be The newly revised Emo version. “The Incredible Sulk.”—
best sick burn ever!
- Posted by timSomehow, I just knew it wasn’t a good idea for Prince to hook up with Gumby…
- Posted by Jeffhulk looks better
- Posted by StevenGumby auditions for “Celebrity Rehab”
- Posted by MelThe pants actually look good if you ignore the green idiot wearing them.
- Posted by DerrickSomebody needs to organize an intervention for the jolly green giant’s meth problem
- Posted by JasonTroll? Yes. Definitely a troll. Sharply dressed troll though. The belt really complements the warty green skin. I’m seeing ogres modeling Prada next Spring.
- Posted by ErikThey spend all that time painting the guy green, then they give him a belt that clashes with his skin?
- Posted by CharleneGreen? That’s what happens if you wear green underwear
- Posted by Peter MacIt is a little known bit of trivia that early experimental formulations of Copper Tone contained a significant quantity of the metal.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks