News, but not the serious kind
And now, Second Amendment Fashions!
Confidential note to fashion design staff:
We’re really in a jam. Over the past couple of years we’ve made designs as stupid and shocking as possible, and now we’ve got nowhere to go. We’ve hit the bottom of the barrel, and then gone under the barrel.
I mean, short of sending models out on the runway with guns, I don’t know what… BOING! Hey, that’s not half bad! Maybe a nice snub-nose revolver or a compact semi-automatic. Even our numbed audiences might actually be offended by that.
But ya know, just to be on the safe side, let’s have the girls shoot some golden retriever puppies while they’re out there.
A model displays a creation by Ukrainian designer Victoria Gres during fashion week in Kiev October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich