News, but not the serious kind
Think we used too much gunpowder?
The actual caption for this photo below says these workers are TESTING FIRECRACKERS at a firecracker factory. I am not making this up.
Um, what kind of stuff am I testing for?
Well, some of our firecrackers have wicks that are too short. So we need to test ‘em to see.
Is that all?
No, some of them seem to be too heavy to throw very far, so we want to identify those.
Yes, some of them have WAY too much gunpowder in them, so our lawyers say we really need to find those. Here’s your first book of matches, good luck!