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Putting the sass back into assassination?
Blog Guy, I know you’ve helped a lot of people with fashion requests.
Well, a bunch of us gals have formed a death squad. You know, nothing fancy, just small assassinations, some vigilante bake sales, Tupperware incursions into blue states, stuff like that.
Of course, we’d like to look good – we’re about being sassy, not slovenly, and we may run into some hunky guys in a male death squad. Any ideas? By the way, don’t even TRY finding out who we are!
Um, did we used to work together? Anyway, have a look at this creation from a fashion show yesterday in Mexico City. It hides your identity, but not your figure. Wait a couple of months, and the outfits will go on sale after the festive holiday death squad parties.
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Models display creations from XFIT LYCRA’s Spring/Summer 2008/09 collection during Fashion Week Mexico in Mexico City October 22, 2008. REUTERS/Henry Romero
Waiter, a comb for my noodles!
People, we need to brainstorm an advertising slogan for Acme Noodles, our newest client. We’re using photos of dogs lounging outside on big sheets of noodles being dried for sale to restaurants because, well, what goes together like noodles and dogs!
Here are the possible slogans we have so far:
Hey Shep, fetch me some more Acme!
Acme Noodles: trust us, you don’t want to know!
Acme: Not as disgusting as you’d think!
Acme: Our noodles aren’t yellow for nothing!
Dogmom, how does the shiba inu fit in with others . . . with, um, potatoes and peas and carrots and stuff?
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Ha! Blog guy, what would you DO without high fashion to give you these great “tell me they’re KIDDING” posts? They aren’t kidding, of course. They’re in *deadly* earnest, and for my part, I hope they never stop — because I love these posts.