News, but not the serious kind
Who’s that screaming at Window Two?
Blog Guy, I’m just a regular dude selling strawberry shortcake down here in Florida. I have a recurring nightmare that one day a presidential candidate will just stick his big grinning face right through my window.
That would push me over the edge, for sure. What are the actual chances of this kind of a strawberry shortcake window political intrusion?
You can forget about it. The odds are a billion to one. It hasn’t happened since 1964.
If you say so, then I’ll return to my strawberry job, but I’m scared. Who was the candidate in ’64?
A Republican named “Berry” Goldwater.
Republican presidential nominee John McCain ducks through the window to order a strawberry shortcake and greet employees at Parkesdale Farms in Plant City, Florida October 23, 2008. REUTERS/Brian Snyder