Weren’t you a princess or something?
Blog Guy, I collect photos of very unlikely matchings of people. Last year you arranged for a picture of comedian Jimmie Walker and columnist Ann Coulter.
Yes, I remember. That was quite a job! How is your collection coming along?
Not well. You’re the only person who actually provides this service. Now I want a shot of boxing promoter Don King and the Duchess of York, side by side. King needs to be wearing a stupid-looking jacket and holding an Israeli flag.
Are you on drugs?
No, I’m just an honest reader with a lot of faith in your skills. Don’t let me down.
Okay, here you go. In the caption I’ve put (R) after King’s name, so you can tell which one is a boxing promoter and which was a member of the Royal Family.
Below: Boxing promoter Don King (R) and Britain’s Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson together before a concert celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Peres Center for Peace in Tel Aviv, October 27, 2008. REUTERS/Pavel Wolberg/Pool