News, but not the serious kind
You love me in red, Fred?
There you have it. An actual conversation that proves men like red stuff on women. And yet, Reuters reports on a new study that spent $40 million to see if red was more of a turn-on for men than, say, dark brown.
That figure is just a rough guess, you understand, since I have no idea what it really cost.
But if somebody IS still funding studies to prove the bleeding obvious, I want a piece of that.
I’d like to find out if guys prefer…
- stiletto heels and ankle straps, or rubber flip-flops
- blondes, or chicks with brown hair and flecks of dandruff falling out
- creamy smooth skin, or a lot of big ripe zits
- women who want expensive jewelry, or women who think gems are “icky”
Below left: REUTERS/Eirc Gaillard
Below right: REUTERS/Alexander Natruski