Fashion flaws, guys in gauze…
Super-secret memo to fashion show staff –
Okay, this isn’t a criticism. You did what you had to do when every single male model at the show refused to wear our creations and said they were “creepier than hyena poop.”
And yes, the models did provoke you by saying, “If you want us to wear this garbage, you’re going to have to torture us.”
But where you went wrong was sending them out afterwards without makeup, because you know, male models aren’t supposed to make the audience retch.
Oh, and another thing. Next time, make sure the backstage microphone is off before you get out the red-hot iron pokers.