Awwww, who’s a GOOD hyena!
“Eeeewwwwww, driver! What’s that smell? Was your last passenger a hyena, or what? Oh.”
Our lawyers asked me to make clear that this blog does not endorse random hyena-posing on city streets. If you DO run across a downtown hyena, here are some ice-breakers to say to the owner:
- “Hey Buddy! You gonna pick that up?”
- “Are you sure he can’t break that cardboard leash?’”
- “Awwww, look – he smells the fresh gazelle meat in my pocket!”
- “I’ll bet I can outrun him! Really!”
A man poses with a hyena along a street in Lagos, November 4, 2008. REUTERS/ Akintunde Akinleye