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Nov 5, 2008 11:30 EST

Memo to fashion show staff:

I blame only myself. Some of you TOLD me we should print out detailed dressing instructions, but I guess I just gave our models too much credit.

Now, you take that lovely dress with the dramatic flared high collar in back. Quite regal looking, when worn properly.

Unfortunately, Rita put it on backwards, which meant a) folks in the audience laughed until Pellegrino came out their nose, and b) tragically, Rita couldn’t see the end of the runway.

Okay, so we need to make sure this back-front confusion gets sorted out by this afternoon’s show, when all of our dresses are backless…

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A model presents a creation by Indra Miklava and Andris Stamguts during Riga Fashion Week November 3, 2008. REUTERS/Ints Kalnins

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ba ha ha ha! Oh where do they get these things?

 

Marry that girl!

Posted by STEVE | Report as abusive
 

Where can I order this? I want my daughter to wear it on her next date…

 

LOL! Don’t wear this if you are nauseous!

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Obviously you are unaware of Rita’s telescoping neck abilities.

 

it`s not the models fault that the designers are on strong drugs:-)

Posted by charlie | Report as abusive
 

That has got to be the most stupid, STUPID thing I’ve seen. Why do I waste my time following these links?
…because of the clever tag lines.

Posted by Joe | Report as abusive
 

Gotcha…

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

duh duh duh duh duh in-spec-tor gad-get… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh .. woo-woo…

 

LOL…ROFL!!!!

Posted by Ami Shah | Report as abusive
 

Hey, this design could be very practical — if for example, the woman has worse-looking teeth than the jack-o-lantern on the front porch. (If you’re married to such a woman, you may rest assured that you’re a redneck.)

Posted by Dr. Doll | Report as abusive
 

Also practical if you missed your mouth with your lipstick this evening

 

Bless you!

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Designer SARS-Wear

Posted by Mel | Report as abusive
 

Perfect for the girl whose parents refused to spring for braces.

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