Assume the position, Mom!

November 11, 2008

From China comes a story about a police chief who has taken down nearly 50 of his relatives, including brothers, cousins and in-laws. Can you imagine the family Thanksgiving gatherings if this guy was your relative?

“Uncle Ed, would you like white meat or dark meat?”

“You’re under arrest.”

“Uncle Eddie! Look at my toy!”

“FREEZE, punk!”

“More pumpkin pie, Edward?”

“Okay, that was a warning shot!”

But what isn’t clear from the story is WHY he’s arrested so many relations. Is he in the Corleone family? Is he Barney Fife? Or is he just the laziest cop in the history of the world?

“Ya know, it looks cold outside, Sweetie! I think I’ll just stay indoors and arrest you…”

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Above: Dog wears sunglasses and a police outfit at a Beijing pet shop in a 2005 file photo. REUTERS/Jason Lee

Below: A man is hand-cuffed by police after being caught for stealing, in Sichuan province, May 21, 2008. REUTERS/Nir Elias

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Is housse is already clean…

Next will be the neighbour’s…
Then the street…
Then the town…
Then the city…
Then the country…

When will he stop???


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Posted by UmNome | Report as abusive

Perhaps he’s just covering up for his own wrong doings?!? For instance: He could be a crack dealer and a cop at the same time – and he has to arrest his family because he deals crack to everyone else!

Posted by MarsPi | Report as abusive