My blind date with Lady Death…
So, Patti, we finally meet! I must say you look different from your Internet photo, but I guess everybody touches up their picture a little, don’t they?
May I say how nice your hair looks, even though, you know, it seems to be drawn on with a Magic Marker. Somebody did a great job of staying in the lines!
I ordered you shrimp scampi. It’s their specialty here, and… Oh. Allergic to garlic? Sorry.
Look Patti, I’ll be frank here. I like you, you like me, why don’t we go back to your place? True Blood is on HBO tonight… Should we stop for some food? Oh, you already did? Say, you’re quite a catch!
A model presents a creation of Bosnian designer Haad in Tirana during Albania Fashion Week, November 8, 2008 REUTERS/Arben Celi