Blog Guy, I’ve been learning how to tell what’s important in the news by seeing how much coverage something gets. Can I ask a couple of questions?

Sure. Blog Guy will be happy to answer.

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is the lead story now. How many pictures of him have you moved today?

Six, so far.

Okay, and how many shots of President-elect Barack Obama?

None, so far.

And, let’s see. What about the “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World” competition, in Paris?

Um, let’s see. Twelve, thirteen, sixteen… Looks like eighteen, so far. Plus video. Is that a problem?

Nope, sounds just about right. Thanks!

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Brazil’s Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak (R) and France’s Saiba Bombote (L) pose after winning the “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World” competition in Paris, November 12, 2008. REUTERS/Vincent Kessler

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