Congratulate me, Blog Guy!
Why?
I enlisted in the Navy!
Awesome. Which one?
There’s more than one?
Sure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now.
And the difference? I’m afraid to ask.
Well, you know about the regular navy. Ships, planes, attacks, torpedoes, surface-to-air missiles… But in the OTHER navy, you mostly ride around on yachts filled with Victoria’s Secret lingerie supermodels, taking them to different places in the Caribbean, opening champagne, slathering tanning oil on them, stuff like that.
Jeez Louise! Is it too late for me to…
Yep.
Earn a high school diploma. Join the Oddly Enough blog network!
Victoria’s Secret models arrive on a yacht to the Fontainebleau resort in Miami Beach November 14, 2008. REUTERS/Carlos Barria
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That crew needs some seamen. I volunteer.
- Posted by TimWait — which navy has surface-to-air missiles?
- Posted by John C AbellThat would be the Victoria’s Secret Navy, John, at least according to Wikipedia.
- Posted by Robert BaslerWhat? I joined the wrong Navy!
- Posted by BlaineUS Navy ships have surface to air missiles. Google AEGIS.
- Posted by Are you serious?[...] Oddly Enough - Reuters BlogsSure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now. And the difference? I’m afraid to ask. Well, you know about the regular navy. Ships, planes, attacks, torpedoes, surface-to-air [...]
- Posted by Gals Galore » Blog ArchiveTo “Are you serious” - Are you stupid?
- Posted by Its called sarcasmThis crew needs *semen* I volunteer.
- Posted by TimMost people have surface to air missiles they just don’t go that high…Think bottle rockets…Pervs…
- Posted by SantuNote the pulpit holder the 25th on the left. Holding tight as you would expect in such frantic situation of bravado.
- Posted by Phil@tim
- Posted by donniebnycWe got the lame joke the first time. You can go back to fourth grade now.