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I enlisted in the Navy!
Awesome. Which one?
There’s more than one?
Sure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now.
And the difference? I’m afraid to ask.
Well, you know about the regular navy. Ships, planes, attacks, torpedoes, surface-to-air missiles… But in the OTHER navy, you mostly ride around on yachts filled with Victoria’s Secret lingerie supermodels, taking them to different places in the Caribbean, opening champagne, slathering tanning oil on them, stuff like that.
Jeez Louise! Is it too late for me to…
Victoria’s Secret models arrive on a yacht to the Fontainebleau resort in Miami Beach November 14, 2008. REUTERS/Carlos Barria