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Anchors Away, lingerie!

By Robert Basler
November 15, 2008
bikini | entertainment | lingerie | military | models | Victoria's Secret

Congratulate me, Blog Guy!

Why?

I enlisted in the Navy!

Awesome. Which one?

There’s more than one?

Sure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now.

And the difference? I’m afraid to ask.

Well, you know about the regular navy. Ships, planes, attacks, torpedoes, surface-to-air missiles…  But in the OTHER navy, you mostly ride around on yachts filled with Victoria’s Secret lingerie supermodels, taking them to different places in the Caribbean, opening champagne, slathering tanning oil on them, stuff like that.

Jeez Louise! Is it too late for me to…

Yep.

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Victoria’s Secret models arrive on a yacht to the Fontainebleau resort in Miami Beach November 14, 2008. REUTERS/Carlos Barria

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Nov 15, 2008
1:09 pm UTC

That crew needs some seamen. I volunteer.

Posted by Tim | Report as abusive
 
Nov 15, 2008
1:27 pm UTC

Wait — which navy has surface-to-air missiles?

Posted by John C Abell | Report as abusive
 
Nov 15, 2008
3:02 pm UTC

That would be the Victoria’s Secret Navy, John, at least according to Wikipedia.

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 
Nov 16, 2008
5:45 am UTC

What? I joined the wrong Navy!

Posted by Blaine | Report as abusive
 
Nov 16, 2008
6:41 am UTC

US Navy ships have surface to air missiles. Google AEGIS.

Posted by Are you serious? | Report as abusive
 
Nov 16, 2008
12:14 pm UTC

To “Are you serious” – Are you stupid?

Posted by Its called sarcasm | Report as abusive
 
Nov 17, 2008
12:17 pm UTC

This crew needs *semen* I volunteer.

Posted by Tim | Report as abusive
 
Nov 18, 2008
5:39 am UTC

Most people have surface to air missiles they just don’t go that high…Think bottle rockets…Pervs…

Posted by Santu | Report as abusive
 
Nov 30, 2008
12:22 pm UTC

Note the pulpit holder the 25th on the left. Holding tight as you would expect in such frantic situation of bravado.

Posted by Phil | Report as abusive
 
Dec 2, 2008
12:50 pm UTC

@tim
We got the lame joke the first time. You can go back to fourth grade now.

Posted by donniebnyc | Report as abusive
 

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