News, but not the serious kind
Put your hands where Santa can see ‘em, kid!
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the block,
Not a creature was stirring, thanks to my Glock
Blog Guy, considering the state of the world these days, do you think Santa Claus is safe? He’d make a pretty attractive target for militants.
You wouldn’t even believe the security measures in place. These days, Santa has his own private army. They wear Christmas hats and red straps on their rifles.
And they’re good?
No, they’re bad. Santa himself made a list and checked it twice, and he put together his security team with the naughtiest goons he could find.
Gosh, I gotta say those scenes don’t look very Christmas-like.
Well, it’s all relative. The North Pole is is a glittering, festive winter wonderland, compared with Bethlehem these days.
A government soldier walks through the looted village of Kayna after a day of fighting in eastern Congo, November 18, 2008. REUTERS/Finbarr O’Reilly