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Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:28:27 +0000

[...] unknown wrote an interesting post today onOddly Enough Â» Blog Archive Â» Put your hands where Santa can see …Here’s a quick excerptTwas the night before Christmas, and all through the block, Not a creature was stirring, thanks to my Glock. Blog Guy, considering the state of the world these days, do you think Santa Claus is safe? He’d make a pretty attractive target … [...]

By: Santu

Santu — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:23:49 +0000

Deck the halls with blood stained trinkets…

By: steven

steven — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:17:12 +0000

hmmm…i always prefered gunning you down

By: naz

naz — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:39:16 +0000

Jill’s not rhyming,
Jill’s not rhyming…

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:17:55 +0000

Is that the same guy that was wearing the wig a few days ago?

By: Dr. Doll

Dr. Doll — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:26:00 +0000

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go;
There’s a mine beneath your toes,
And a machine gun up your nose
With the sites all aglow.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Guns in every store,
But the prettiest site to see is the bomb that will be
At your own front door!

By: Bandage

Bandage — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:17:24 +0000

Oh the battle outside is frightful
and the weapon’s fire ain’t delightful
but since we’ve no place to go
let the IEDs and pipe bombs blow!

When we finally say ‘cease fire’,
And all the dead people leave all their junk,
we can burn the up the dead in a pyre,
and wear all their stuff like a punk.

By: Buck Wolf

Buck Wolf — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:12:20 +0000

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better watch out,
I’m telling you why . . .
Santa Clause is running this town!
Santa Clause is running this town!

Santa Clause is running this town!