The red “S” stands for sleazy?
Well, this is just very sad. I remember when Superman had some dignity. He wore a suit and tie, modestly went into a phone booth to change, stuff like that.
And now look at him! Hanging around crime scenes in a red raincoat like some flasher, wearing what looks like a bad toupe or a worse comb-over. You’d expect this guy to be trying out pathetic pickup lines on skanks at a low-life bar.
“Hey, cutie, buy a shot of crème de menthe for the man of steel? I left my wallet in the other cape…”
Man stands near police officers in front of the government palace in Lima prior to visit of Chinese President Hu Jintao, November 19, 2008. REUTERS/ Mariana Bazo