Stay away from that ceiling fan!
“Trust me, lady, you look gorgeous in this!
“Sure, I know it seems expensive, but you’re getting 650 pounds of high fashion, straight from Budapest! Pound for pound, that’s a bargain.
“Look, lady, you said you’re moving to Canada! This is EXACTLY what the women all wear up there. This baby will let you fit right in up in Manitoba!
“Now, you’re gonna need a coat to wear over this thing, and I recommend… NO! DON’T TILT YOUR HEAD! Lady?
“Ernie? Did you hear that snap? Oh, that can’t be good…”
A model presents a creation from designer Barbara Leber during her 2009 “Dolce Vita” fashion show in Budapest November 26, 2008. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai