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Hit the trenches! Falling wenches!

By Robert Basler
December 2, 2008
drinks | gadgets | humor | money | puns | stupid

Blog Guy, I was fascinated by your report from the Millionaire Fair. What else can you say about what those wacky rich people are up to?

It seems rich folks don’t like to go up to a bar for drinks, so now chicks drop upside-down from the ceiling to fill their glasses.

Bungee bartenders! That’s awesome!

There are still details to be worked out. All that swinging and swaying upside-down tends to give some serving wenches an upset stomach, which leads to some pretty surprised and disgusted rich people, if you catch my meaning.

Eewww! So, how do they crank the serving wenches back up?

With a wench winch, which they crank with a wench winch wrench.

That is SO stupid! That’s it. I’m out of here!

Fine. Be a wench winch wrench Grinch!

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A woman, suspended from the ceiling, serves champagne to a man at the opening night of the Millionaire Fair in Moscow November 27, 2008. REUTERS/Thomas Peter

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Dec 2, 2008
2:38 pm UTC

Good thing! Wench’s loss? Look out!

Posted by Henry Mu | Report as abusive
 
Dec 2, 2008
2:47 pm UTC

VERY GOOD, Henry!

Good thing! Wench’s loss? Lok out!
On your feets! I’m leavin’…

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 
Dec 2, 2008
4:25 pm UTC

Bottoms up!

Posted by Dr. Doll | Report as abusive
 
Dec 2, 2008
5:03 pm UTC

“Oh look honey! Pinatas!”

Posted by K | Report as abusive
 
Dec 2, 2008
6:42 pm UTC

Nice one, K!

Posted by Henry Mu | Report as abusive
 

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