News, but not the serious kind
These Flagships hurt my feet!
Blog Guy, I don’t know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. Any suggestions?
Sure. How about buying her a Flagship?
Well, I just saw some photos that said Victoria’s Secret opened a new “Flagship store.” Judging from this picture, I gather a Flagship is a large pair of scissors.
You’re an idiot! Why would my girlfriend want scissors big enough to cut through solid steel?
Just for the shear enjoyment? Hang on, I did some more research and it turns out a Flagship is a red dress…
You researched nothing! How do you know Flagships aren’t a brand of shoes with stiletto heels?
I think you’re right! I hope your girlfriend enjoys her shoes. I’m going to write a Flagship article for Wikipedia now.