What’s the hurry, Santa?
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
As Santa ran inside to empty his bladder!
When you take a typical elderly gentleman, give him 200 million glasses of milk and then make him work all night, it isn’t just the Christmas bells that are going to go tinkle!
This is why really, really smart little boys and girls, who want a really, really jolly Santa, hang a map to their family bathroom over the fireplace.
And, truth be told, this is why the number one top person on Santa’s NAUGHTY list is any photographer who snaps him doing this.