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Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, get your big feet off the table!
Blog Guy, I went to a fancy banquet in China, and I could swear I saw human footprints on the tablecloth. Was that just my imagination?
No. I’m pretty sure that’s how they set the dinner tables over there, with a guy walking around on top.
And what is that information based on?
A picture I just saw. This happens to be a large banquet, but I imagine they even walk around on a table for two. It’s probably a feng shui thing. Over there they love to walk, and they even cook in something called a walk.
That’s a WOK, you imbecile!
Really? Gosh, I guess I better go back into my Wikipedia article and change it!
Below: A man gestures as he stands on the main table to prepare the banquet.
REUTERS photos by Jason Lee