News, but not the serious kind
Take a Willy Wonka vacation!
Counting the chocolate one?
Wait! There’s a chocolate one?
Sure. Here’s a photo. Many popular tourist places are being replicated in dessert form these days, since folks are tired of the real thing. For instance, the best Big Ben is a chocolate one in Italy.
This can’t be true! How do people even find out about these things?
From the boutique dessert travel agencies. Rocky Road Tours, Thriller in Vanilla, Crème Brûlée Getaway, and so on. Here’s a chocolate travel slideshow.
Hmm. Is this more of your stupidity? I’ll check out the chocolate Machu Picchu.
Great. And don’t forget the one down in Georgia, made from really masculine fruit.
Don’t say it. Please don’t say it.
It’s too late to stop myself. MACHO PEACHU.
Above: Chocolate replica of the Inca citadel of Machu Picchu, in Lima, December 16, 2008. REUTERS/Pilar Olivares
Below: Big Ben reproduction, made of chocolate, in medieval town of Macerata Feltria Italy, December 7, 2008. REUTERS/Daniele La Monaca