We lose more Santas this way…
Blog Guy, I know you sometimes do fantasy photos for your readers. Do you have any money left in your 2008 budget?
Some, and I have to spend it by December 31. What do you have in mind?
A guy riding a bicycle underwater.
I should be able to manage that.
Hey, not so fast. I want him dressed as Santa Claus.
You’re very weird. Anything else?
Can you throw in a live shark?
You know what sharks cost in December? Oh, okay.
Can he be holding a waterproof copy of Dogs Playing Poker?
Sorry, that puts me over-budget. Just take this and shut up.
A diver in a Santa Claus costume rides a bicycle in a shark aquarium at Jakarta’s Sea World, December 19, 2008. REUTERS/Supri