Bartender, make me a Flaming Headlight!
Sometimes I feel an obligation to debunk new products as a service to my readers. The latest is the Headlight, a hat that actually contains an open flame.
But before you believe everything that infomercial has to say, consider my valid objections:
* Some restaurant coat-check people won’t accept them.
* Wait’ll the first time you have to tie your shoe.
* If you drive, you pretty much need a convertible.
* Three words: low ceiling fans.
As if that’s not enough, there’s always some practical joker like this guy, pouring milk over the flames when your back is turned. Who needs that?
Dancers from the northern Indian hill state of Uttarakhand perform, during a ten-day long handicraft fair in the northern Indian city of Allahabad December 18, 2008. REUTERS/Jitendra Prakash