Jolly old Saint Nicotine!
Honey, I’m running out to buy a Santa hat. I’ll be back in a few.
Come on. I don’t want to make TWO stops!
You don’t have to! That guy over at 8th and Main sells both things. It’s one-stop shopping.
You’re right! But I just remembered we also need chocolate chips and motor oil.
Oh, that would be the guy at 12th and MacArthur! Say hi for me!
A Zimbabwean man sells cigarettes and Christmas hats on the streets of the capital Harare December 25, 2008. REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo