Jolly old Saint Nicotine!

December 26, 2008

Honey, I’m running out to buy a Santa hat. I’ll be back in a few.

Wait, sweetie! Will you pick me up some cigarettes?

Come on. I don’t want to make TWO stops!

You don’t have to! That guy over at 8th and Main sells both things. It’s one-stop shopping.

You’re right! But I just remembered we also need chocolate chips and motor oil.

Oh, that would be the guy at 12th and MacArthur! Say hi for me!

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A Zimbabwean man sells cigarettes and Christmas hats on the streets of the capital Harare December 25, 2008. REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo

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Skinny salesman selling Cigarettes and Santa hats,
Christmastime for smoker parents and their little brats,
This time of year you’ll even see more than that,
But in your soul a lump of coal is really where it’s at.

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