What the frock do I do with this?
Blog Guy, you’re the person I always come to for fashion advice.
That’s pretty sad.
Anyway, my husband gave me a Japanese kimono for Christmas, and I’m not exactly sure where I could wear it.
I searched our photo files for the past couple of days, and it turns out there are two things you can do with a kimono. First, you can put it on your dog.
Oh crud. So now I have to get a dog?
Not necessarily. You can also wear it underwater and swim with eels.
Dogs or eels? That’s it? Anything else I should do?
Yeah, maybe cut up your husband’s credit card.
Diver clad in Japanese kimono swims with an eel at Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo, December 31, 2008. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao