Send your kid to Cruel School!
Blog Guy, I’m very worried. Our teenage son seems to enjoy torturing animals, especially when lots of people are watching. Should we send him to a psychiatrist?
Hold on, it sounds like he may have natural talent as a bullfighter. Have you considered sending him to a bullfighting school?
You mean they actually TEACH bullfighting to young people?
Of course! What did you think, they just grab grown-up sickos off the street and shove them into a bull ring?
Sure. That’s what helps make bullfighting the great sport that it is.
Are you familiar with any of the schools?
No, but I have contributed heavily to a different school, to teach young bulls how to defend themselves. I hope your son grows up to meet one of our graduates.
Bullfighting pupils perform at an international meeting of bullfighter schools at the Arruda dos Vinhos arena in Portugal, December 26, 2008.
REUTERS photos by Jose Manuel Ribeiro