Hello? Mr. President, is that you?
Man, I hope that preacher fella doesn’t recanize me. I owe him money. Please let him think I’m some OTHER guy with Secret Service guards!
Maybe if I tilt my head way down and don’t make eye contact, he won’t notice me. Or he’ll think I’m still prayin’….
I know, I’ll just start talkin’ into my lapel, and he’ll think I’m usin’ Blue Tooth. “Hello, hello, can ya hear me now?”
“Doh! I’m still wearin’ my nametag!”
President George W. Bush speaks with Rev. Luis Leon after attending a Sunday morning service at St. John’s Church in Washington, January 4, 2009. REUTERS/ Jonathan Ernst