News, but not the serious kind
Dear, you look positively radishing!
Here’s a video report on a cook who also uses vegetables to make clothes and stuff, like for instance the carrot wig on this lady in the screen grab.
Now, I could write cute stuff about 24-carrot accessories, leek chic, unbeetable fashions, dressing in the legume room… but I’m way too mature for that.
After all, we’ve got this happy woman here who is praising a shredded carrot wig, saying, “The smell of carrot is so rich and fresh!”
Sure lady, I know you’ll be turning guys away at the singles bar once they catch that sexy scent of hair carrots.
And can I be frank here? Our report stresses that when you’re finished wearing them, you can EAT the items. I don’t care how hungry I EVER get, I’m not making soup out of lima bean pants I’ve worn around all week.