Look for a thief with great lungs

January 7, 2009

We may already have the weirdest ODD story of the year, and it’s only January 7

It turns out some guy has been breaking into adult shops, stealing blow-up dolls named “Jungle Jane,” and having sex with them. He’s done it three times so far.

When he’s finished he leaves the dolls in a nearby alley, apparently without even fixing breakfast or exchanging numbers or anything.

What amazes me about this story is, well, everything. But I’m mostly surprised that the police haven’t caught the dude yet.

Couldn’t they just put some “Jungle Janes” in the windows of other sex shops, but secretly put permanent super-bonding industrial glue around the blow-up valve? After that, it should be really easy to spot the culprit. Why am I the only one who can solve this?

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Above: Heads for sex dolls are displayed at an Adult Entertainment Expo in a 2008 file photo. REUTERS/Steve Marcus

Below: Sex dolls are displayed at Orient Industry’s showroom in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Michael Caronna

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Can’t believe that my little hometown of Cairns, Australia has gotten into my favourite blog!

Posted by Kylie | Report as abusive

Thought I’d share with you some gems from our local paper.

Front page headlines: SEX SHOP SICKO

“A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants…

…His method of entry is to … squeeze through tight holes…

…The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue…

…the burglar also had the “weird” habit of cleaning up the mess he had made …

…Not content with his first two midnight liaisons, the burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop …

Gotta love the Cairns post. It’s been lunchroom fodder in my office all week.

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01  /07/22431_local-news.html

Posted by Kylie | Report as abusive

[...] It turns out some guy has been breaking into adult shops, stealing blow-up dolls named “Jungle Jane,” and having sex with them. He’s done it three times so far. When he’s finished he leaves the dolls in a nearby alley, apparently without even fixing breakfast or exchanging numbers or anything. [...]

ha ha happy new year :) loved the article, and not to be too serious, the reason the police haven’t caught the thief (I hope) is because the focus is on their $ and men/women elsewhere on more serious crimes; hell it could be the store owner him/herself doing it to help with advertisement. I do hope they catch the thief.

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