News, but not the serious kind
Look for a thief with great lungs
We may already have the weirdest ODD story of the year, and it’s only January 7
When he’s finished he leaves the dolls in a nearby alley, apparently without even fixing breakfast or exchanging numbers or anything.
What amazes me about this story is, well, everything. But I’m mostly surprised that the police haven’t caught the dude yet.
Couldn’t they just put some “Jungle Janes” in the windows of other sex shops, but secretly put permanent super-bonding industrial glue around the blow-up valve? After that, it should be really easy to spot the culprit. Why am I the only one who can solve this?
Below: Sex dolls are displayed at Orient Industry’s showroom in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Michael Caronna