News, but not the serious kind
Look, it’s the Presidential Chorus!
Blog Guy, I heard there was some big deal at the White House today. Can you please check with your sources?
Under an obscure rule, every four years on January 7, anybody who’s ever been elected president and has a suit on can come to the Oval Office to reclaim the job. Today, they ALL showed up! Security folks kept them at bay with long poles.
Wait a minute! This is just more of your horse poopy! That didn’t happen!
Let me correct myself. Maddame Tussauds opened a new Oval Office exhibit, with wax works of all the living ex-presidents. The TV lights got too hot and the wax started to…
What a moron! That didn’t happen, either!
Sigh. You’re right. You know those cardboard cutouts that tourists pose with as a gag? Somebody moved five of them into the same room, and…
Finally, the truth. Don’t you feel better now?
You got me. I sure do.
Former President President George H.W. Bush, President-elect Barack Obama, President George W. Bush, former President Bill Clinton and former President Jimmy Carter meet in the Oval Office of the White House, January 7, 2009. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque